yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING
this is fucking hilarious
Zakera Ward - Level 27
I love the little turian pigeons on the Presidium.
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Pictured: me literally on fire
Not having a great mission guys tbh
I’m going to uni in less than TWO WEEKS and Lauren is going this weekend and lots of people started this monday just gone it’s so weird that it’s finally happening
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Today’s favourite customer: man who really wanted to impress his boss by getting him snacks
had a piece of paper with SKITLES written on it
I wish “young adult authors” were yknow, actual young adults in the 18-25 age range at least and not old dudes writing about the high school girl they never got to fuck with and you know who I’m talking about
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